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A fuckin knife!
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I am not one for taking selfies. I am also not one for documenting every second of my life through my cellphone. I hate that shit and could talk endlessly about how people are not living their lives but voyeuristically observing and never taking part in the moment. Oh, and don’t get me started on going to music venues and people holding their fucking phones so you can’t see the fucking. And. Phew. Breathe.
ANYWAY- last week my client John (aren’t you all named that?:)) gave me the coolest fucking knife with arm/ankle band, and shit if I wasn’t going to pretend I was Emma Peel and snap a few off, because it’s fucking cool as shit, and did I mention it was fucking awesomely bad assedly awesome??? So you lucky bastards, here are some pictures of me hamming it up. It is post session, so I am a bit “windswept”. I like it. Enjoy.
And for those of you who need an explanation of the title of this post, and would also like a good laugh, the video below if from the wonderfully hilarious show, The Venture Bros. If you haven’t seen it, first of all: What rock and where? Second of all: I envy you just a little bit because if you decide to watch it in it’s entirety, you are in for a great treat.
xoxo.